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There was a time when I didn't think I'd have a poll on my page. Then it occurred to me-- I could just ask really weird questions! Here's the results for my past polls.

Choose a slogan/catchphrase/thingy for AMG: ROUND 3
Total votes: 50
16% (8 votes) - A=MG²
6% (3 votes) - The ReBoot site that only kinda looks like one.
48% (24 votes) - Updated constantly. That one time.
30% (15 votes) - It's Superphongifriskilisticbobialidotcious!
0% (0 votes) - Serving size: 11 pages
My comments: 48%? That's, like, a mandate.

Choose a slogan/catchphrase/thingy for AMG: ROUND 2
Total votes: 55
32% (18 votes) - Chock full of Vitamin R!
5% (3 votes) - A survivor's story.
29% (16 votes) - Please don't eat the daisywheels.
10% (6 votes) - Your new conscience.
21% (12 votes) - Free shin-kick for every nasty comment about Dot!
My comments: Yes, Vitamin R. Not to be confused with Riboflavin. (Though AMG has plenty of that, too.)

Choose a slogan/catchphrase/thingy for AMG: ROUND 1
Total votes: 47
25% (12 votes) - Bobby On Board
8% (4 votes) - It's kinda girly.
2% (1 vote) - Matrix loves me, this I know.
25% (12 votes) - Phong!
38% (18 votes) - The site's cool & all, but what the heck's that ticking sound?
My comments: If you thought voting for it would make me spill, you were wrong. So wrong.

Question: Which type of vacation does Megabyte most need?
Total votes: 144
13% (20 votes) - Ocean Cruise
43% (63 votes) - Health Spa
10% (15 votes) - Road Trip
12% (18 votes) - Theme Park
19% (28 votes) - Safari
My comments: Uh-huh. Yeah. Good luck with the mudbath.

Question: Which of these characters steals the most office supplies?
Total votes: 239
21% (51 votes) - Mouse: old habits die hard
14% (35 votes) - Dot: it's the key to her business success
35% (86 votes) - Phong: there's 12 staplers in that drawer
28% (67 votes) - Ray: it's always the quiet ones
My comments: So... Does Phong win because he's Phong, because of the drawer, or because you think old people steal? Tell you what, let's not analyze that any further.

Question: Which of these characters was probably Student Council President?
Total votes: 194
10% (20 votes) - Hex
3% (6 votes) - Frisket
11% (23 votes) - Cecil
37% (72 votes)- AndrAIa
37% (73 votes) - Glitch
My comments: Glitch wins by a... Hmm. Keytools don't have noses.
Uh... Glitch wins by a gear-like ring. Sure.

Question: If Scuzzy were an eating utensil, what kind would he be?
Total votes: 436
0% (4 votes) - Knife
5% (22 votes) - Spoon
1% (7 votes) - Fork
23% (103 votes) - Spork
68% (300 votes) - Chopsticks
My comments: I'm very curious about how bored someone had to be to vote for chopsticks that many times. Oh, wait-- no I'm not. Nevermind.

Question: Which of these former sitcom actors would you most like to be a ReBoot guest star?
Total votes: 156
1% (3 votes) - Tina Yothers
1% (3 votes) - Anson Williams
7% (12 votes) - Joyce DeWitt
0% (1 votes) - Max Baer Jr.
87% (137 votes) - I must not watch enough TV...
My comments: To be honest, I'm a little disappointed in you guys. Over 150 votes, and only 19 of you recognized any of these names? Tsk.
FYI: Tina Yothers played Jennifer Keaton on Family Ties, Anson Williams played "Potsie" Weber on Happy Days, Joyce DeWitt played Janet Wood on Three's Company, and Max Baer Jr. played Jethro Bodine on The Beverly Hillbillies. Watch more TV.

Question: Which of these characters would be most likely to vote in an online poll?
Total votes: 312
23% - Phong
7% - Frisket
37% - Welman
32% - Mike the TV
My comments: Sure! Granted, Welman's the only one who doesn't know what the Web is... But why should that stop him?

Random Analogy: PHONG : MATTRESS :: Frisket : __________
Total votes: 273
5% - detached
6% - stepchild
30% - remote control
36% - eyesore
20% - Calvin Coolidge
My comments: I love these analogies, but they're starting to make my brain hurt all the same...

Random Analogy: ANDRaiA : NEEDLE :: Daemon : __________
Total votes: 161
42% - Future Homemakers of America
24% - lute
14% - Gesundheit
11% - weasel
6% - onyx
My comments: I will forever love my dictionary for randomly spitting out FHA as an analogy choice.

Random Analogy: MATRIX : COMMUNITY :: Bob : __________
Total votes: 164
40% - vodka
26% - labyrinth
14% - blasphemy
14% - obscure
4% - entrenchment
My comments: I wish I could break down poll results by age...

Question: How many of the new ReBoot toys could you find in your area?
Total votes: 119
5% - I found them all!
19% - I found enough to keep me happy.
39% - I found a few.
35% - I couldn't find any!
My comments: I found a lot (of the same ones over and over).

Question: Which of these winter sports does Princess Bula prefer?
Total votes: 217
34% - Ice hockey
31% - Bobsleigh
18% - Curling
11% - Figure skating
2% - Ski jumping
2% - Snowboarding
My comments: Let me guess... Ice hockey because she's Canadian, bobsleigh because it has "Bob" in the name, curling because it's awesome, and figure skating because she's a princess. But not ski jumping or snowboarding because she's not aerodynamic enough.

Question: The wedding in Null Bot of the Bride was...
Total votes: 235
31% - Worse than most weddings I've been to
30% - About the same as most weddings I've been to
28% - Better than most weddings I've been to
10% - I've never been to a wedding
My comments: Only 31% said that wedding was worse? Yikes. What kind of bizarre weddings are the rest of you going to?

Question: MFE dubbed sprite Hex "White Queen Hex" because...
Total votes: 220
7% - She has a looking glass
14% - They wanted to emphasize the personality contrast with "Red Queen Hex"
6% - She lives backwards
35% - She's going to turn into a sheep
36% - Whudda budda?
My comments: Other acceptable answers include "She sells eggs" and "She has a daughter named Lily." (And all you "whudda buddas" should go and read Through the Looking-Glass before you completely miss the opportunity to draw your own strange conclusions.)

Question: Which of these women is LEAST LIKELY to come back from the dead?
Total votes: 372
72% - Dixon Green (Bob's partner)
21% - Dot and Enzo's mom
4% - Daemon
1% - Hexadecimal
My comments: Oh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is "None of the above." Nobody dies, sillies!

Question: If you took off Ray's goggles, what would happen?
Total votes: 260
6% - He'd punch you.
24% - He'd cry.
34% - He'd spontaneously combust.
33% - Nothing at all.
My comments: Well, I'm not going to be the one to test the theory. You're welcome to try, though.

Question: Where would you rather be trapped?
Total votes: 164
21% - In the War Room with Megabyte
15% - In a missile that's been launched into the Web
63% - Inside Phong's drawer
My comments: Yes, but which of those places would Phong prefer you be trapped in?

Question: If you were a guardian, would a keytool choose you?
Total votes: 225
56% - Yes
5% - No
37% - Only if it was a keytool no one else wanted
My comments: I put up an evil mind-game question, and look how many people voluntarily participate! You're fun. :D

Question: Who would most enjoy having a pet gerbil?
Total votes: 228
54% - Hex
23% - Ray
12% - Gavin
10% - Cecil
My comments: Sure, Hex would enjoy having a pet gerbil-- for dessert! (It was a joke! I'm joking!)

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